That’s me, 15-ish, posing for one of those glamour shots everyone got in Taiwan in the 90′s (do people still do that?!?).  If I could tell that girl kneeling in her Victoria’s Secret dress in the hot Taipei summer sun what I know now, I would say this: “This outfit may be important to you now, but it won’t be in a few years, and you’ll never buy clothes from Victoria’s Secret as an adult so stop staring at the catalog models every time it arrives.  Your future husband is going to love your boobs, so stop wishing they were bigger.  Stop thinking about your secret boyfriend back in NJ, worrying about how to pay for a Phish concert.  You guys are going to break up,