The Big Blue Test starts today, and I’m certain you can find numerous posts around the DOC telling you why you should participate. But it’s Friday and I’m tired and cranky and probably need some more coffee (or a cocktail but it’s too early for that, right?). So I decided to let my cynical narcissistic exercise-hating side take over and come up with some reasons why I shouldn’t do Big Blue Test. Please read each lazy-ass excuse in the most whiney voice you can conjure up.
- I can’t find any information on what Big Blue Test even is. Wrong. There is a whole post right here that does a great job of explaining Big Blue Test. It even has a video.
- It takes too much time. Nope. It takes as little as 14 minutes. That’s less time than a mid-day Starbucks run.
- Nobody else is doing it. Untrue. More than 100,000 people have done Big Blue Test since it launched in 2010.
- If so many other people are doing it, nobody needs me to participate. Incorrect. The goal this year is to reach 150,000 entries. That is a lot, and every single participant matters if the goal will be reached.
- There is no benefit to me. False. On the average, people doing Big Blue Test see their blood sugar drop by around 20%.
- Okay, but there is no benefit to anyone else. Erroneous, and also not very narcissistic, by the way. The truth is, each Big Blue Test logged results in $3 donated to diabetes charities. $1 each goes to DiabetesSisters, We Are Diabetes and Riverside Community Diabetes Collaborative.
- It is way too hard to log the results. Inaccurate. You simply answer the quick form found to the right of this page. Or, you can download the Big Blue Test app to your mobile device for even easier logging.
- I don’t have diabetes. Okay, so obviously I do. Even the cynical narcissistic exercise-hating side of me. But if you are reading this and don’t have diabetes? You aren’t off the hook. Look at question 2. If you answer Yes, fields pop up to record your blood sugars. And if you answer No, you won’t see those fields but can still record your Big Blue Test participation.
Well, son of an expletive, it looks like my cynical narcissistic exercise-hating side has run out of reasons not to do the Big Blue Test. There is no reason I can’t manage an entry a day from now through November 14th. And the same goes for you, right??